You smell like cigarettes

I don’t care if you smoke, but if you are a nurse in the ophthalmologist’s office which is a place without much fresh air flow, spraying yourself with toilet air freshener does not help. I don’t care about second-hand smoke (I inhaled lots of first-hand smoke in my time), but if I wanted to smell an ashtray I could always go to the riverboat. Maybe a Febreze decontamination would help or better yet get a job in construction and smoke away.

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