Old joke: 3 women stand in line to buy cucumbers. The first one says: I’d like my cucumbers long and thin. The second one says:I like my cucumbers short,thick and with a little curve. The third one says: I don’t give a shit,I just need them for a salad.

As always I [...]

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After a blogger meet-up I realized that I am the only honest blogger in this area. Spyder didn’t bring her “wonderful man” along. Janet came without kids and didn’t ramble or rant. Waldo Oiseau didn’t bring her camera. XO wasn’t as scary and intimidating as he looks on his picture (although he was hip if [...]

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At the blogger meet-up I realized that many people are not familiar with the Photog Blog by Eric.He creates the most awesome photos of Kansas City. And by “creates” I mean that he takes beautiful photos and than makes them look even more outstanding. Check out his archives here. Eric may not know about us, [...]

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When I was a kid we didn’t have Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa (the latter is due to the lack of African-Ukrainians). We had New Year, with Ded Moroz and Snegurochka, “New Year’s” Tree, presents, and obligatory toast at midnight. New Year was the only Soviet holiday that wasn’t associated with any communist or revolution bullshit.People [...]

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When the local movie goddess commands me to see a movie, I listen. This movie has everything - dirty jokes, innuendo, great music and the most literal interpretation of how the Jews run show business in the history of movies. My only complaint is that subject of female nudity is not covered enough, while [...]

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One of my favorite comedies is on TV and I just had to share this:

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I watched all Michael Moore movies. I am the kind of guy who likes to form my own opinions based on my own experiences if possible. Some people will rely on O’Reilley’s or Hannity’s or some other moron’s opinion and will argue with you about the subject they personally know nothing about, instead of spending [...]

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Sometimes counting down to vacation is more fun than vacation itself. Now that I worked my last day in 2007 I can relax and kick back, not necessarily in that order. Since I don’t have any life outside of work and this blog, you are bound to see more updates from me.To start off 11 [...]

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I think I mentioned before that due to the absence of any marital status once in awhile I look at personal ads online. I never respond for many reasons, the most important one is that I am too cheap to pay for the dating site membership. Nevertheless, I am a voyeur like most people (some [...]

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Don’t believe spam, the best way to impress your woman is not the size of your “schlong“. Instead, learn to fold fitted sheets. No woman can resist a man who can fold his sheet ( if you know what I mean).I am still looking for a woman to test this theory. In the meantime I [...]

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