Don’t believe spam, the best way to impress your woman is not the size of your “schlong“. Instead, learn to fold fitted sheets. No woman can resist a man who can fold his sheet ( if you know what I mean).
I am still looking for a woman to test this theory. In the meantime I am honing my sheet-folding skills.
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11 responses so far ↓
1 "The D" // Dec 25, 2007 at 10:35 pm
That lady’s wrong. That’s NOT how you fold a fitted sheet.
You fold a fitted sheet the same way but with the elastic edges tucked inside.
Mom taught me and so did the Marine Corps.
2 Spyder // Dec 25, 2007 at 10:36 pm
I think you are on to something.
3 meesha.v // Dec 25, 2007 at 10:50 pm
First of all,that confirms my theory because The D knows how to do it and he is extremely popular with women. And fitted sheet in the Marine Corps? You were treated like queens. I was lucky to have a clean sheet. We didn’t even know what a fitted sheet was.
4 Heather // Dec 26, 2007 at 6:01 am
Hell, I’d like to know how to fold a fitted sheet. I start out okay, mess up, get pissed, then wad the whole thing and put it in the linen closet.
5 travelingal // Dec 26, 2007 at 6:51 am
So how does this go? “Let me show you my fitted sheets” instead of “Let me show you my artwork?” My, how times change.
6 meesha.v // Dec 26, 2007 at 11:40 am
Artwork? I am not even allowed in the circles where people share artwork. I am happy if my date has all limbs and can speak English or Russian. The bar is set so low it’s hardly off the ground.
7 Ben, aka BadBen // Dec 26, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Fold sheets?
8 Midtown Miscreant // Dec 26, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I just keep 2 sets. One in the hamper and one set on the bed. That way there is a constant rotation and no need to fold. This also prevents wrinkles, for the sheets, not for me.
9 Heather // Dec 26, 2007 at 8:23 pm
In all honestly, I’m still more impressed with schlong size than sheet-folding abilities.
Maybe that changes after marriage…
10 meesha.v // Dec 26, 2007 at 8:25 pm
cancel our imaginary date
11 Heather // Dec 27, 2007 at 12:43 am
Boo!
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