The fact that you are reading this blog in English is a testimony that an average person can actually learn the language enough to express himself. My English may not be perfect but it’s pretty damn good, if I may say so myself, at least until you meet me in person. As [...]

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…by a company with a fake-sounding European name.

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Since I will not be attending the upcoming blogger meet-up, I decided to pay for your breakfasts Thursday and Friday mornings. Just drive to your nearest McDonald’s, pick up a medium or a large drink, and get a delicious McSkillet Burrito on me. Don’t forget to say “spasibo” when you leave.

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I can safely say that I have never seen one complete episode of American Idol but I overhear once in awhile when my daughter is watching. Today one of the contestants was trying to sing John Lennon’s Imagine. I realize that the kid cannot and should not be expected to copy John Lennon but why [...]

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When I first started this blog I was like many other bloggers poaching pictures from other sites. Then I realized that there is plenty of original content around me, in my daughter’s school, on the streets, around the house. I will still use other people’s photos when they fit the subject but it’s always [...]

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Leaving behind “new and improved”, “now with real meat”, “better tasting” and many other incremental improvements Hillshire Farms finally achieved the “best taste ever” leaving us nothing to look forward to and anticipate. I wonder who was the judge of the taste and did that person have a chance to try all the previous [...]

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…somehow the old talk shows for women became a lot more entertaining. Today on the Tyra Show the audience was dressed up in bras, several of which could conceal a grown man. Many breast-related topics so dear to every male heart were discussed, complete with a bra burning in the end. And just to think [...]

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Another personal, another gem of creativity. And I thought that the “ewe” was a female sheep!

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I guess I am closing in on the age when people around me start dying off. When I was younger these people already seemed old, now that I reached their age that seemed so ancient to me not so long ago, I find myself attending funerals more often than I’d like. And this is [...]

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Why does my cat insist on wiping her butt on my carpet every time a piece of crap gets stuck there? Intelligent design? I don’t fucking think so!

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