After seeing this license plate at the gym parking lot this morning, many things started to make sense. Big unpleasant things and also small annoying things like getting stuck behind two problem customers at Costco, not being able to make my way around Big Lots because of people clogging up the aisles and some idiot sharing his cellphone conversation with the rest of us, or a clown in front of me deciding not to start driving when the light turned green. But then the end of the world is coming so who cares. To speed up the arrival of the judgment day you can take a bite out of these chocolates.
7 responses so far ↓
1
Doc
// Apr 7, 2008 at 2:14 pm
ooooh…
nummie!
2 More Creepy Chocolates // Apr 7, 2008 at 2:53 pm
[...] ← Rapture [...]
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midtown miscreant
// Apr 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm
i draw the line at eating white baby chocolate.
4
Melinda
// Apr 7, 2008 at 6:14 pm
These are kinda gross. Chocolate or no, I’m with MM.
5
Cara
// Apr 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Gotta love Pravda and its awkward translations - “All these newborns are nothing but candies. They are made of chocolate.”
On the upside, “Russia Has No Law To Ban Sex in Public.” Roadtrip!
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Burrowowl
// Apr 9, 2008 at 12:11 pm
http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/marzipan.asp
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m.v.
// Apr 9, 2008 at 7:46 pm
damn, you know the word “Pravda” (the site where I saw it originally) means ” The Truth” in Russian. Liars, as always.
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