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Don’t Let Your Horn Get Rusty

May 7th, 2008 · 5 Comments

At what age do children start understanding sexual innuendo? Hopefully after the 6th grade.

In the meantime The D is welcome to use this as a pick-up line: Hey Baby, Wanna Polish my Rusty Horn? This one is a keeper.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Melinda // May 7, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Hahahahahaha. Do you think it will help him with the ladies? I wouldn’t be surprised if your daughter has already made the connections a few times…they grow up so much faster these days.

  • 2 m.v. // May 7, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    I am pretty sure my daughter lacks sophistication to understand sexual double-speak. She is still too young.

  • 3 Spyder // May 7, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Keep thinking that Meesha!

  • 4 m.v. // May 7, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    I didn’t say she doesn’t know about sex. But if she understands what the “rusty horn” is - good for her.

  • 5 Kristine // May 8, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    I hope that band camp doesn’t have rusty trombones.

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