I guess I had never paid enough attention to the literature sold at the rest stops along I-70. For just three dollars I could have come home not lonely, not fat and cured of my future diabetes (I don’t have it now, but 3 pounds of chocolate and 3 pounds of other candy from Trader Joe’s may disagree).
It must be nice for once to be a free-spending non-greedy non-Jew, but since I can’t, I came home fat and lonely and on my way to diabetes but still clutching wrinkled three dollars in my pocket. But I took plenty of free pictures. Does that count?
Another photo demonstrates how the word “beer” shrinks when it’s next to ice cold. 
And lastly, some schmuck’s visit to Japan just became a lot more fun:
That will help him forget about being fat and lonely and many other things including diabetes. Pour me some of that “ber”.
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5 responses so far ↓
1
Nuke
// May 28, 2008 at 11:40 am
Dude…
Self help, like religion, is not best served at truck stops. I think ya dodged a bullet there!
2
AF
// May 29, 2008 at 10:32 am
Is Ber like Near Beer? Ice Cold Near Beer.
I can’t much see the point in drinking Near Beer.
I didn’t know you had diabetes….
AF
3
m.v.
// May 29, 2008 at 10:45 am
I don’t, but as much candy as I eat I just might get it some day.
4
Happy
// May 29, 2008 at 4:27 pm
KC’s best blogger.
Hey, may I “borrow” your photos for my shenanigans?
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m.v.
// May 29, 2008 at 6:22 pm
After this you can not only borrow my pictures, you can have my car, my house and my x-wife
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