Noticed this sign at a restaurant today. “Sexual misconduct under Missouri Law can involve anything from indecent exposure to engaging in sexual activity in a public place or touching someone in a sexual manner while someone else is present”. The last part confused me: touching someone in a sexual manner while someone else is present is considered sexual misconduct, but is it OK when no one else is present? I am not asking for myself, it’s The D who wants to know . I know many lawyers who read this blog should be able to help him out. His dating life is on hold until this statement is clarified.
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That head on the sign is peeking through its hand, whats up with that? Mouth is open, and really round. That dont come from eatin cheerio’s.
That restaurant seems like a downer. I’d totally not go there if I saw a sign like that in the window. Losers! (Oh, and I’m anti-PDA, for the record. I just don’t understand getting all self-righteous about it with a sign like that.)
This was at Harold’s on Independence Ave., one of the best cheap hamburger joints. It’s run by 3 friendly lesbians.