• Kansas: As Red As You Think It Is

    Recently through the magic of Facebook an article came to my attention. Bruised Kansas by Jeffrey Ann Goudie laments the transformation of the State of Kansas from a state on the forefront of racial equality and “proud history of women in politics” to a state where Governor Brownback autocratically imposes his “boilerplate political agenda”.

    The only thing missing was one of those before and after photos that get passed around on the internet.

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    When I read the article, I kept thinking that the author must not be living in the same Kansas I live in; one can argue that Johnson County, KS is not representative of the entire state, but I am fairly familiar with a large part of it, having driven thousands of miles on my semi-frequent road trips to familiarize myself with the state where I made my home for the past 20 years. During that time I have met many Kansans, had candid conversations with countless acquaintances and coworkers not necessarily constrained by Codes of Business Conduct and unnecessary politeness, so I have a pretty good idea about the people I am surrounded with in my daily life, and, boy, is this state RED.

    I’d be the first one to defend Kansas for being unfairly maligned, but not because the criticism and stereotyping is misplaced, but because, in most cases, it’s coming from places that are no better and not much further along on the scale of progress. I will never stop saying that people of Kansas are some of the most kind, helpful, compassionate people I’ve ever met. But boy, is this state RED.

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  • Old Photos: When Flight Attendants Were Stewardesses

    Trans World Airlines has a special place in American History. On October 21, 1992 a special anniversary flight from Moscow to New York (via Brussels) brought my family and me to this country, full of hopes, dreams and dressed up in full-blown winter attire on a nice 70F fall day.
    TWA is now a fading memory but some photos from the Life Magazine Archives may remind you of the olden days when the word “stewardess” wasn’t frowned upon, smoking was cool and the sexism was a solid corporate policy.

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    French And German Girls Going Through TWA Stewardess School In Kansas City
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    French And German Girls Going Through TWA Stewardess School In Kansas City
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    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.
    © Time Inc.Michael Rougier.

    According to this article TWA was training the stewardesses at the corporate headquarters until the opening of the Breech Academy in 1969. More on TWA here but the link at the top of this post will let you take a look at the original TWA website. The rest of the photos are here.

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  • WTF Illustrated: Holiday Edition

    One picture is worth….

    • So “DOOs” are a good thing? I hate to see the “DON’Ts”. Some MO state park employee got paid for this.

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    And on the subject of DOO’s.

    • If you ever wanted a scale with an opinion, this one is for you. Currently the display says “UH-OH”, you must be getting heavier. If you continue gaining weight, the scale will just make a disgusted face and possibly puke. Cut out from the sales flier.

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    • You may be able to read this billboard now, but the only way you can do it from your car is if you crash right into it. Too bad that would be after “the bad things happen”. This one is located at the merge of I-35 and 71 HWY.

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    • I wonder if this car ever parks by KFC.

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    • This one required a second look to decipher. Does it actually say “Our 4 little ones?”. I guess this pattern would work up to and including 9 little ones.

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    Happy holidays Thanksgiving!

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  • Soviet Newspaper On Goldwater and The Beatles

    Soviet Newspaper Clip about The Beatles
    Soviet Newspaper Clip about The Beatles

    Beetles-drummers and Beetle the Candidate.

    British quartet The Beatles which can be approximately translated as the beetles-drummers, was returning to New York from a tour in Washington. A Pullman car carrying the artists was also filled with music critics, photographers and TV correspondents. During the train trip the artists were expected to discuss their views on music, culture and the meaning of life in general.

    The train started moving and the journalists got their notepads ready. Suddenly one of the artists, Ringo Starr yelled like a Tarzan and started jumping on the couches like an ape. John Lennon and George Harrison traded pants in public, the ones they were wearing at the time. Then Ringo made the buzzing noises sounding like a film camera, and George climbed on the luggage rack.

    But those present in the car weren’t amused for long. The thing is that the “beetles” behave on the stage just like they were acting on the train. “We are worthless musicians” admits George Harrison, the one lying in the luggage rack, “we can’t sing or do anything else with any skill.”

    Nevertheless, in only four weeks two and a half million records by the “beetles” were sold in the USA. In Glasgow, England the performance by the quartet was banned after three and a half thousand crazed youths started crashing chairs and walls following the example of the artists. The noise during the concerts is so loud that the artists can’t hear their own singing. This actually makes them happy. Just the opposite, when they can hear each other’s screams they feel that the concert was a failure.

    How can one explain the popularity of the quartet “The Beatles”? Even the magazine Newsweek mentions the ad campaign preceding their visit to the US: five million banners with the words “The Beatles are coming” were hanged on the telephone poles; the same number of posters was decorating public restrooms. Their screams named “I want hold your hand” and “Love me do” were played on the radio day and night.

    There is no doubt that if Christ himself visited the United States, he wouldn’t get even a tenth of the advertisement.

    Most importantly, “beetles” are masters at stirring up the darkest and the most primitive emotions in their audiences. And since most of their fans are between 12 and 16 years old, it’s easy to imagine the “educational” influences of the “beetles”. It only makes sense that fights and fainting are just as an inseparable part of the quartet’s concerts as the reinforced police presence.

    Scandalous fame of the hairy “beetles” gave an idea to an American cartoonist Herblock. Since the popularity of one of the leading candidates for the President of the USA from the Republican Party Barry Goldwater is steadily declining, the artist suggested he should a get a “beetle”-like haircut and pick up a guitar.

    Although this idea is not that outrageous; beetles – musicians and beetle-candidate have a lot in common. They both appeal to the lowest in human nature, they only know how to scream and mainly rely on the advertisement.

    Specialists predict that “beetles” won’t be able to hold on to their success, they are just not in the league. And the same can be said about the senator from Arizona: his speeches are too delusional even for the right-wing of the American “crazies”…
    *translated by me
    **the article uses the wordplay Beatles-beetles mostly referring to The Beatles pejoratively as bugs.

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  • Real World War II (Part 2)

    Part I

    Here is another short installment of the war memoirs written by Nikolai Nikulin. I really wanted to translate this chapter because it’s one of the most graphic and honest descriptions of what was the life like for a Soviet soldier during the World War II. The idea of the needless sacrifice of the human life keeps coming up throughout the narrative. Even the Germans who were on the occupied territories were well-protected, well-fed, well-rested and well-supplied. The author contrasts his own memories with the ones of a German veteran to underline the negligence of the Soviet military brass.

    The translation is turning out to be time-consuming but I hope to post the last piece on the 9th. I know these are lengthy and I am not very good at it, but I’d like to thank everyone who took time to read and comment. If you notice some grammar/spelling/general errors please let me know.

    Pohost

    Those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it.
    Ancient philosopher

    To the south-east of Mga, in the midst of forests and wetlands there is a tiny train stop named Pohost. Several houses were situated on the shore of the black from the peat river, bushes, and thickets of birch, alder and endless marshes. Passengers on the passing trains don’t even bother looking out of the window going through this forgotten by God place. Didn’t know about it before the war, don’t know about it now. And yet it’s the site of one of the bloodiest battles of the Leningrad front. In the War Diary of the German Army Chief of Staff is the place constantly referred to in the period from December 1941 to May 1942, and later, until January 1944; referred to as a “hot spot”, where the military situation was dangerous. In fact, the Pohost station was the starting point of the Soviet attempt to lift the siege of Leningrad. That’s where the so-called Luban operation had begun. Our troops (the 54th Army) were to break through the front, move to the station Luban on the railway Leningrad – Moscow and connect it with the 2nd Strike Army, advancing from the Myasnoi Bor onto the Volkhov. Thus, the German group at Leningrad was to be broken up and destroyed with the subsequent removal of the blockade. We know how this plan has turned out. 2nd Army was itself surrounded and partly destroyed, partly captured  together with its commander  General Vlasov (*general Vlasov collaborated with Germany), and the 54th Army, after three months of fierce fighting flooded the area with blood, and managed to move only  twenty kilometers ahead. Its regiments did not reach Luban, losing almost all of its manpower and got stuck in the wild forests and swamps for a long time.

    This operation is now forgotten as “unsuccessful” and even General Fedyuninsky, commander of the 54th Army, was shamefully silent about it in his memoirs recalling, however, that it was “the hardest, most difficult time in his military career”.

    We arrived at a Pohost at the beginning of January 1942, early in the morning.  The swamps were snow-covered with sickly-looking trees sticking out. Along the road here and there fresh graves were visible – mounds with wooden posts at the head. Clouds of the frosty mist swirled in the gray twilight. The temperature was about thirty degrees below zero (-22F). Amidst the rumbling sounds of explosions, stray bullets were flying past us. I could see a lot of cars, some boxes and miscellaneous equipment, some disguised with branches. Scattered groups of soldiers and some bent figure slowly crept in different directions.

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    A wounded man told us that our last attack in a churchyard choked and that the firing points of the Germans dug into the embankment, sweep anything alive with the barrage of the machine gun fire. The approaches to the station were under intense artillery and mortar fire. It was impossible to raise one’s head. He also told us that our troops allegedly took over the station Pohost on the move in late December, when he first approached this area. But inside the station buildings they discovered stored alcohol got dead-drunk and were slaughtered by the Germans who came to the rescue. Since then all attempts to take the Pohost back ended with failure. This story was so typical! Many times after that I heard it at different times and in different parts of the front!

    Meanwhile our guns took up positions and opened fire. We began to settle in the forest. Frozen ground could only be chipped only to the depth of forty or fifty centimeters (1.5 ft); underneath there was ground water, so our shelters were shallow. To get in one could crawl through a special hole which was covered with a cape and stay there only in horizontal position but inside was a burning stove made from an old bucket creating humid steamy heat. The heat turned snow into water, water into steam. Three days later everything dried up and became quite comfortable; at least we slept in the warmth and considered ourselves lucky.  Sometimes we burned telephone cable for light like candles. It burned with a smelly resinous flame, spreading the stench and soot which settled on our faces. In the morning when crawling out of their holes, soldiers coughed and hacked black tarry clumps of soot onto the white snow. I remember one morning I poked my swollen dirty face out of the dugout. After the thick underground darkness the sun’s rays dazzled and I blinked for a long time looking around. It turned out that I was being watched by a sergeant, who was standing nearby. He said with a grin:

    – I do not if that’s your face or your ass I am seeing

    He’s usually greeted me, wanting to stress my utter exhaustion, the following kind words:

    – Well, are you still peeing on your shoe?

    Yet the life in dugouts near Pohost was considered a luxury and a privilege, as most of the soldiers, especially infantry, camped on the snow. Starting afire was not always possible because of the enemy flyovers, and a lot of people got frostbitten noses, fingers and toes, and sometimes froze to death. The soldiers looked terrible: dirty-black, with red swollen eyes, dressed in coats and boots damaged by burns. It was especially difficult to protect the wounded from the frost injuries. They were usually dragged through the snow on special light wooden sleds and to preserve the heat were covered with chemical warmers. They looked like small green canvas pillows; pouring a little water inside started a chemical reaction and the heat held on for two or three hours. Sometimes the sled was pulled by dogs – cute, intelligent creatures. Usually medic sent the alpha-dog into the crossfire in the neutral zone, where a person couldn’t get through. The dog looked for the wounded and then came back for the rest of the pack. The dogs managed to pull the sled to the healthy side of the wounded, helped him roll inside and crawled back out of the danger zone.

    The fate of the seriously wounded was tragic. Most of them were impossible to pull out of the fire. But even for those who managed to get out of the neutral zone, the suffering did not end. Getting to the medical took many hours. Upon reaching the hospital tents, they had to wait because the doctors, despite the dedication, and working around the clock for many weeks, had no time to process everyone. A long line of bloody stretchers with groaning, tossing in a fever or frozen in shock people was waiting for them. Wounded in the stomach could not withstand such a wait. Many others died as well. However, in later years, the situation improved significantly.

    However, as I’ve learned later, the situation for the wounded in the winter of 1942 in some of the other sections of the front was even worse. One episode was described to me my roommate at the hospital: “In 1941 our division was thrown under Murmansk for reinforcement. We moved on foot through the tundra to the west. Soon our division came under the enemy fire and a huge snowstorm. I was wounded in the arm before reaching the front line and started walking back.  Freezing wind, howling blizzard, snow storm knocked people down off their feet. With great difficulty I managed to walk a few miles; exhausted, I reached the dugout, made into a shelter with some heat. Entering it was almost impossible. The wounded men were packed close to each other, filling the room. Still, I managed to squeeze inside, where I slept standing up until the morning. In the morning the medics got there and yelled: “Is there anybody in there? Come out!” Three or four men crawled out of the dugout, the rest were frozen to death and near the entrance covered with snow was a stack of corpses. These were the wounded brought to the heating shelter the night before who froze there … As it turned out most of that division froze to death that night on the open mountain roads. The snowstorm was very strong. I escaped only with frostbitten face and fingers …».

    Meanwhile our location near Pohost (about half a kilometer from the front) was becoming crowded. A whole town grew in birch woods: tents, huts, dugouts, headquarters, warehouses, kitchens. Smoke was in the air, people were moving about, and the German spotter plane nicknamed the “rabble” (something crooked was in its contours) immediately noticed us. An occasional mortar fire lasted almost continuously for many days, sometimes harder, sometimes weaker. We got used to it, although every day there were several killed and wounded. But that was nothing compared with the hundreds dying in the front! Here I parted with a colleague who came with me from the Leningrad radio school, someone named Neelov. A shell splinter pierced his throat, as it seemed without hitting vital points. He could even speak in a whisper. After wrapping his throat with a bandage, I took him on a passing car to the medical unit, positioned about five kilometers from us in the tents.

    Strange, surreal pictures could be seen on the road to the front. Lively as a prospect, it had a two-way traffic. Recruits, weapons, food, and tanks were moving to the front. The wounded slowly walked in the opposite direction. There was a lot of bustling activity on the sides of the road. Soldiers sitting on the cape spread on the snow were sharing bread; it could not be cut, and soldiers were sawing a frozen loaf with a two-handed saw. Then the pieces and crumbs were divided into equal parts and one of the soldiers turned away, another shouted:” Who? “The sharing was done without resentment and in fairness. That bread could be sucked as hard candy until it thawed. The cold was terrible: the soup froze in the pot, and spit turned into an icicle before it reached the ground, making a loud noise when it fell on the  solid dirt … Down the road a corpse is being buried in the snow, probably someone who didn’t make it the hospital, and either froze, or bled to death. Little further someone is trading vodka for bread. Next, a cook is making soup, mixing it in a huge pot with a spoon. Steam rushes out of the pot, and under the boiler fire crackles merrily … At the edge of the woods I came across the empty huts built out of spruce. Around them were scattered dozens of black marine uniform jackets, caps with ribbons and a lot of parade black shoes. This is where the marines, who came from Leningrad, were changing into warm army clothes yesterday. Sailors are gone, never to return, and their stuff, unneeded, is covered by a dusting of snow … Further down the road, the soldiers are receiving white (!) bread. (I am so hungry!) These soldiers belong to a detachment of political instructors. They are being fed before the next attack. They are the great hope of the commanders, but he Marines who died the day before were a great hope as well … Next to the road there are carriages and artillery transporters. The artillery itself is already in the battle. Junk, obviously, is not owned by anyone, and deft suppliers scouring this convoy in search of food. I’m still lacking “front training” to do things like that … Once again someone is being buried, and more wandering the wounded … With a deafening noise a truck-mounted gun is shooting at the aircraft. Ta-Tah! Ta-Tah! Tetah! …Missed!

    Suddenly, a series of explosions. Closer, closer.  On the ground, writhing in blood, there is a guard who was just standing at the headquarters dugout. A soldier who was just walking down the road is clutching his leg. Beside him is a girl-nurse. She is crying and the tears are cutting tracks through the dirt on her face, which hasn’t seen soap for a long time. Her hands trembling, she is confused. A pitiful sight! The soldier calmly removes his pants, bandages bleeding hole in his thigh and still finds the strength to console and to persuade the girl: “Look, do not be afraid, do not cry !»… War is not a female thing. No doubt there were many heroines, which could sever as examples to men. But it’s too cruel to force the women to experience the pain of the front. And if only that! It was hard for the women to be constantly surrounded by the men. Hungry soldiers were not interested in women, but the commanders achieved their attention by any means necessary from arm-twisting to the most sophisticated courtship. There were candidates for every taste: singers and dancer, masters of conversation and for the educated – read Block or Lermontov (*Russian poets) …and the girl went home with the addition to the family. I think it was called the language of military offices “to leave on the order 009. In our regiment out of the fifty who arrived in 1942 only two female soldiers finished the war. But “leaving on the order 009” – was the best way out. Sometimes it was worse. I was told how a certain Colonel Volkov lined up a female recruits and walking down the line picked the beauties he liked. These became his FW (*Field Wife), any resistance was punished in the lock –up, a cold dugout with only bread and water to eat. Then he passed his lover down to his subordinates. In the best of Asian traditions!

    The military life near Pohost formed some kind of a rhythm. At night we received 500 – 1000 – 3000 new people. Sometimes these were sailors, or reinforcements from Siberia, or the citizens of Leningrad which was still surrounded by the Germans (they were transported across the frozen Lake Ladoga). In the morning after a weak shelling, they attacked and remained lying in front of the railway embankment. They moved at a snail’s pace during the attack, making way through the deep snow; they were exhausted especially the ones from Leningrad. The snow was above the belt, and the dead did not fall, stuck in snowdrifts. The bodies were covered with a fresh snow, and the next day there was a new attack, new bodies, and the layers of the dead were formed during the winter, which were exposed only in the spring – twisted, mangled, broken, crushed bodies. Whole stacks.

    The failure at Pohost, its reasons, absence of common strategy, confusion, poor planning, poor intelligence, lack of interaction of parts and types of troops was mentioned in press, in memoirs and special articles. Pohost battles were in some measure representative of the Russian-German front in 1942. Everywhere there was something like that, everywhere – in the North and the South, and under  Rzhev, and under  Staraya Russa – had its Pohost …

    At the beginning of the war the German army entered our territory like a hot knife in butter. To slow down their motion we could not come up with anything better than to cover this blade with our blood. Gradually it began to rust, became dull and slowed down. And the blood flowed and flowed. It burned Leningrad militia. Two hundred thousand of the best, the pride of the city. But there the knife stopped. It was, however, still strong, and moving it back was almost impossible.  During the whole 1942 the blood was flowing non-stop, gradually undermining this terrible blade. Thus was forged our future victory.

    The regular army was destroyed on the border. In the new formations of weapons were in short supply, and even less ammunition; only few experienced commanders. Untrained recruits marched into the battle …

    – Attack! – The commander-in-chief calls from the Kremlin.

    – Attack! – Telephones a general from a warm office.

    – Attack! – Orders a colonel from a shell-proof dugout.

    And a hundred of Ivans stands up, and wanders through the deep snow in the cross-hairs of the German machine guns. The Germans are sitting in their warm bunkers, stomachs full and drunk, insolent, everything is planned, everything is calculated, guns are sighted and shoot, shoot, just like at the range. However, even the enemy soldiers didn’t have it so easy. Recently, a German veteran told me that among the gunners of their regiment there were cases of insanity: it’s not so easy to kill people, row after row – and they keep coming and coming, with no end in sight.

    The colonel knows that the attack is useless, that there will be only more dead bodies. Some divisions retained only headquarters and three or four dozen people. There were cases when a division started the battle with 6-7 thousand men, and at the end of the operation its losses amounted to 10-12 thousand – due to constant replenishing! And there were always shortages of people! Operational map was dotted with the numbers of regiments with no soldiers in them. But the colonel has to follow orders and sends people into attack. If it burdens his soul and a conscience, he participates in the battle and dies. There is a kind of natural selection. Weak-minded and sensitive do not survive. Those who remain are hardcore, strong personalities, capable of fighting under the circumstances. They know the only one way to win the war- to choke the enemy with the mass of bodies. Someone will kill a German. And slowly but surely the German divisions melt.

    Part III

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