I am off to to Chicago but just so you don’t miss me I will leave you with this:
Name This Tool
Take a minute to think about it. Give up?
You guessed wrong, it is the always handy “Butt-Out” Tool.
Immediately after harvesting game, insert the Butt-Out Tool into the anal canal and twist until it grabs the membrane. Continue twisting another half turn, then steadily pull the Butt-Out Tool out of the canal.
Illustrated instructions make using this innovative tool an easy in-and-out operation.
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5 responses so far ↓
1
Heather
// Aug 30, 2008 at 6:28 am
My sphincter muscle just shrank…
2
Burrowowl
// Aug 30, 2008 at 11:11 am
Well, its function is pretty much as I guessed by looking, but I had assumed it had something to do with fruits or melons, not carcass ass.
3
nuke
// Aug 31, 2008 at 10:41 am
I assumed it was used to retrieve errant anally inserted objects. The name even works…
4
DLC
// Sep 2, 2008 at 10:19 am
Wow, that’s fantastic! Is it dishwasher safe?
5
m.v.
// Sep 2, 2008 at 10:21 am
That should be the least of your problems after discarding whatever it butts out.
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