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Blog Stats Reveal Cry For Help

September 29th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Just like Erin I like looking through my blog stats and although the number of clicks and views is pitiful, the keywords that led another random reader to my site sometimes reveal a little something about said reader. Most people find this page by looking for jalapeno recipes, gold teeth or some other weird combination of unrelated search terms. This one stood out (syntax and spelling retained):

my wife,s parents are retarded

Someone actually googled this. Sorry, man. Hope you found help.

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Tags: Humour · Random

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Erin // Oct 2, 2008 at 8:55 am

    Who are these people!?!?

  • 2 Betsey // Oct 7, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    I get some really weird ones too.

    My fave for a while was “Boobs For Jason”.

    It kept showing up. I don’t know who Jason is but I’m pretty sure this isn’t a non-profit organization.

  • 3 dumbwhore // Oct 26, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    I’m probably a guy that you guys would wonder about. So, I’m weird, let’s take that as a given.

    Now, imagine the people who find a weird guy’s website. I consistently get visits from people who want to see “guy F’s cat.” Ironically, most of these visitors land on a page that shows a cat ripping an Animal Control guy to shreds.

    So these poor freaks are thinking about screwing a cat. And by chance they land on my website that shows a cat clawing a guy to a pulp. Karma may be involved in all of this.

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