Recently I wrote about a mustache contest conducted in Olathe, KS over 50 years ago. Today’s contestants did not volunteer to participate, they were actually arrested in Nassau County, NY and displayed on the Nassau County Wall of Shame (do we have something like that here?). I found the Wall of Shame by accident, while looking for some information about the upcoming bailout, and decided to brighten up their dreary post-DWI lives by entering them in an informal contest.
Category: The Best Facial Hair
Category:Strangest Facial Expression
Category: Best Upper Body Trauma
Category: The Flattest Head
Sole Entrant and Winner by TKO
If you decided to drink and drive, at least have the decency to look good when you are being arrested.
6 responses so far ↓
1
midtown miscreant
// Oct 2, 2008 at 10:51 pm
that guys head is almost square.
The Merkle guy with the devil beard looks like a real pleasant fella.
2
Nuke
// Oct 3, 2008 at 11:49 am
1. Merkle is good, but BEST is Swacey. Evil Santa all the way.
2. I don’t think Damelio is an expression, I suspect she may always look that way. So I vote Hughes, as she is sportin a wicked porn-squint.
3. Frias, hands down. Damn she got tore up. All the little band aides really sell it tho!
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m.v.
// Oct 3, 2008 at 3:12 pm
In the face category I like Yaron-ultimate smiley uspide down. And in trauma there is a guy with a neck brace, that counts for something. Yesterday I spent probably over an hour looking at these, couldn’t turn away.
4
vamp
// Oct 4, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Flat head, too funny….
5 Mugshot Dating Game // Nov 20, 2008 at 10:49 pm
[...] more mugshot fun see my previous post or the motherlode [...]
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Donna W
// Nov 21, 2008 at 5:58 am
I somehow missed this entry first time around. Those pictures made me laugh out loud, even before breakfast.
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