Recently I wrote about a mustache contest conducted in Olathe, KS over 50 years ago. Today’s contestants did not volunteer to participate, they were actually arrested in Nassau County, NY and displayed on the Nassau County Wall of Shame (do we have something like that here?). I found the Wall of Shame by accident, while looking for some information about the upcoming bailout, and decided to brighten up their dreary post-DWI lives by entering them in an informal contest.
Category: The Best Facial Hair











Category:Strangest Facial Expression







Category: Best Upper Body Trauma











Category: The Flattest Head
Sole Entrant and Winner by TKO
If you decided to drink and drive, at least have the decency to look good when you are being arrested.




that guys head is almost square.
The Merkle guy with the devil beard looks like a real pleasant fella.
1. Merkle is good, but BEST is Swacey. Evil Santa all the way.
2. I don’t think Damelio is an expression, I suspect she may always look that way. So I vote Hughes, as she is sportin a wicked porn-squint.
3. Frias, hands down. Damn she got tore up. All the little band aides really sell it tho!
In the face category I like Yaron-ultimate smiley uspide down. And in trauma there is a guy with a neck brace, that counts for something. Yesterday I spent probably over an hour looking at these, couldn’t turn away.
Flat head, too funny….
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I somehow missed this entry first time around. Those pictures made me laugh out loud, even before breakfast.