Continuing with the idiocy in advertisement theme this blog is bringing you another trend:
♥Uncertain Directives♥
I didn’t dare to click on this banner found on some major newspaper website, I am not gambling with the Code of Business Conduct, but could someone point out to me who should “place the pink patch on HER hip” and who “will receive a FREE sample”? First of all, where do I find the pink patch? And more importantly where do I find her? Will she stand still when I am placing a patch on her hip? How do I know that she won’t call the police and I will be posting “no candy” signs on my door for the rest of my life? And how do I claim my free sample? What is it a sample off? Do I have to photograph the pink patch on her hip to receive it? Do they mail to correctional facilities where I will probably end up?
This advertisement leaves so many questions unanswered. Thanks, ad wizards!
You’ll probably get hit in the face. I couldn’t help but go to the site.. it’s for fucking weight loss. lol Yeah, lets see how a girlfriend would respond to that.
I would have guessed it was birth control.. but then I was like.. well.. that’s pretty presumptive to believe she will so ahead and sleep with you once you put the patch on her.. never mind
more coffee..
At least she’s an adult.
I’ll tell you what ad really disturbs me. The billboard on I-35 going south (I think just before Metcalf) for David Yurman jewelry. A moody b&w photo of a very young girl, maybe 12 years old, in a post that is clearly meant to be seductive.
Every time I pass it I wonder what they were thinking? That it would appeal to the pedophile in every jewelry buying man? That seeing a sultry pre-pubescent would stir the jewelry-buying impulse?