The ad wizards who thought it was a great idea to put small print on a highway billboard came up with another gem.
Here are my suggestions for the future billboards:
- My car kicked your car’s rear end;
- My car’s big black tailpipe is longer than your car’s tailpipe;
- My car took away your car’s gas money;
- My car swallowed a luxury car and now it craps exhausts luxury;
- My car voted for McCain;
If you come up with your own winning caption I will throw in up to 700 miles for your choice of a magazine subscription.
Continuing with the subject of advertising if your child is composing/performing a jingle about the hemorrhoid treatment center, you are within your rights to demand back all the money you’ve spent on the music lessons. (the jingle starts on the 20th second of the clip).






I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she’ll die.
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Destroying the environment was never more comfortable.
oh, i just suffered that jingle in silence.
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