Obama easy-to-read alarm clock went off at 6AM sharp.
The day was already looking promising. I touched Obama bobble-head
and was off for a quick rinse with Obama 3-in-1 soap.
My Obama underwear, Obama t-shirt and Obama shoes were prepared since last night.
I looked at my Obama jeans, they were women’s and capris. “This is a change I can believe in”, I thought to myself and put them on.
Obama coffee was already brewing in the kitchen.
I poured it into my Obama mug.
I threw a “T-shirt shaped, peanut butter flavored treat with yogurt frosting for my Democrat dog” on the way out. I am sure my unaffiliated cat would enjoy it as well.
One fine Obama day was waiting for me outside.
I think I’m going to puke.
ObmAMAZING
Friggin misspelling
ObamAMAZING
…’bout time you got with the pogrom…er, program, you recalcitrant Russkie!
; ‘ )
may well be the funniest thing you have written, in my opinion. A regular Obama-rama
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