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WTF Illustrated

December 1st, 2008 · 6 Comments

I know I’ve been posting way too many pictures lately but I just can’t keep it all to myself; at least they are not multiple photos of kids/pets, if it comes to that remind me to just shut this down.

Few days ago I was at Costco thinking about buying some chicken soup. I always check the ingredients because of the food allergies in the family, but this time an unfamiliar substance caught my eye.

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I mean I don’t mind some “chicken juice” in my soup but I draw the line if it’s not freshly squeezed. Sometimes I wish they would stop putting ingredients on the labels like it was when I was a child. I would just take their word that the product inside is in fact Chicken Soup.

See if you can beat my caption for this photo: “When you want your bowels loose, drink a cup of chicken juice”.

Exhibit “B” comes from Cargo-Largo. When a famous Russian writer Anton Chekhov said “People should be beautiful in every way—in their faces, in the way they dress, in their thoughts and in their innermost selves” he couldn’t even dream that a pimp supply company would take his words to a new level. It’s not the color of these shoes that got me, it’s the fact that these shoes leave some pimping footprints. “Beautiful in every way” indeed.

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Tags: Pet Peeve · Photo

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 AF // Dec 1, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Happy Birthday my most favorite transplant.

    =)

    AF

  • 2 m.v. // Dec 1, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Is it a late “Happy Birthday” for the one I had in September or an early one for the next year? In any case I am taking it :-)

  • 3 AF // Dec 2, 2008 at 10:28 am

    lol.. late I guess… fix your myspace b/day! =)

    Maybe I should get you the pimp shoes…

  • 4 Nuke // Dec 2, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Better chicken juice, than chicken made juice. And did you get the shoes? Cargo Largo is usually pretty cheap.

  • 5 m.v. // Dec 2, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Don’t I need some ho’s first? or get the shoes and they will come?

  • 6 grace // Dec 3, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    you went to cargolargo and you didn’t tell me??? you could have picked me up on the way, my flu & fever be damned. and don’t make fun of those shoes, if they’re still there i’m going to get them for J for xmas.

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