1.If you produce any media content and:
- Use words “old man winter”, “frightful” and variations of ”ho ho ho”;
- Any of your productions include Santa, elves and talking reindeer;
- You “cleverly” arranged a commercial to some Christmas tune;
Please quit, or better yet – kill yourself.
2. If I dialed your cell phone but instead of ringing I am forced to listen to music, I will probably not be calling you again. I don’t share your taste in music and you sure as hell don’t share mine. Please stop being a douche and turn it off.
3. When the road is slick and I am trying to keep some reasonable distance to the car in front of me, I am doing it so I don’t get killed, not to create a perfect spot for you to merge. Stay in your damn lane, there is a good probability that my wish to see you in a ditch will some day come true.
4. I am thinking about converting this blog a single woman’s blog about dating. They get 30 comments for just saying things like: “He showed up last night and we sealed the deal”, I write a Russian accent masterpiece and have 1 comment and have to delete it because it’s spam. I think I can do it.
That’s all folks!
Bah Humbug! There, is that better? lol
But, I did like #3. Been there many times.
re: #3, I totally agree. When people do this to me, I usually congratulate them on being the person I rear-end instead of the guy who used to be in front of me.
re: #4, I hear girl-on-girl action is a big hit with readers these days, so be sure to be a vaguely bi-curious single woman with loose morals and a killer rack. Like me. (Kidding. Some of it.)
Totally with you on the cell phone music thing… I always wonder how you can get a job when an HR person calling to schedule an interview is forced to listen to “Baby Got Back” when trying to contact you.
BTW, I think you’ll find more Gogol Boredello fans around than you expect. “Start Wearing Purple” is a great song…
And for the record, I maintain that 5Nizza is the best band in the history of Eastern Europe (at least their first album).
I CAN NOT WAIT.. until you are a single, russian, female blogger… accent and all…
Holy shit. I think I was just turned on by my thought, of what the female version of you, would look and sound like… does she wear those old army suits as well? ; )
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Thanks,
Pete and Pam
AF, I wish I could help
Cara, I’ll have to investigate
Brian,never heard of this, I’ll look it up at home
Pete and Pam, I replied by email
the world likes to be dumb, talk about sex, and not learn anything. and for those of us who would love to oblige, we don’t care for the side-effects.
i very much hate the merge-in-my-safe-spot drivers. they know nothing about physics / stopping distance / must not have been on a bicycle in ages.
M,
What sucks is driving with these D-bags on the streets and i can’t do or say anything to them since i’m in a marked tv station suv. So i’ll do here now….
G-DAMN YOU ALL OFF THE ROAD.
i feel much better now.
#4 cracked me up.
Don’t go changin’….
so, did you seal the deal?