1. I did a local meme and checked out the new downtown grocery store. While I was pretty impressed with various lunch options, I think they missed another money-making opportunity. They could sell tickets to observe sushi-eating douchebags in their natural habitat, conveniently located right in the middle of the store. Couple of couches and some pop-corn is all that’s needed for douchebag-watching which provides countless hours of entertainment while the home-grown sushi connoisseurs are getting mercury poisoning in real time.
2. This one is more of an RFP. I would like to have a device such as when I yell at other drivers they can actually hear me. I feel like I have a lot of valuable information to share, some great zingers and one-liners, as well as timely observations about their driving, and it’s not fair that all this just bounces off my windshield. This has a potential to become a valuable tool which will revolutionize on-the-road communications and help other idiots with their driving.
You made fun of “sushi-eating douchebags ” shame on you sir!!! Be careful . . . I’m sure there’s a way for KC hipsters to label you a racist.
By the way, your suggestion is brilliant.
Regarding no.2, it’s called a loudspeaker. I suggest you get one and mount it to your roof immediately. I’ve also thought that cars should be equipped with 2 different horns: a “nudge” horn for when people don’t notice green lights, and a “fuck you asshole!” horn.
Loudspeaker will confuse people who I am not trying to address. It should be directional.
Ahh he’s no racist Tony, he’s just Meesha bein Meesha! And since I am a sushi-eating DIRTbag I was not offended anyway. Unfortunately the Mercury thing is a concern with seafood in general considering the crap we put in the oceans.
As for your driving MV, you need like the reverse of one of those laser microphone listening devices the government uses to spy on us. Just point n shout!
I’m thinking a LED scroller in the back window and a mini keyboard would work. you could do speech to text but honestly those things are a fucking pain.