Seems like the only people having fun are those with some kind of affliction. They get to play golf, enjoy exercise, breathe happily outdoors and own great pets. The rest of the healthy people lead sad unexciting lives.
Take for example hemorrhoids:
Osteoporosis:
Arthritis:
Allergies:
I am not even mentioning erectile dysfunction -- all these people do is have sex, while millions of people with normal function have to do it alone.
Life is not fair!
I have arthritis, so I guess I still have a life.
No problem with erectile dysfunction around here. All that stuff must happen after men reach 70.
*shrugs*
And it is always sunny in antidepressant commercials.
Herpes looks like an endless tropical vacation in those valtrex commercials