What couldn’t be accomplished by the military commandos and the isolationist policies that followed, will soon be made possible with the stroke of a pen when President Obama allows travel to Cuba. All these years America voluntarily held back its secret weapon, the only force capable of setting Cuba free from the tyrannical communist regime -- the American Tourist. By unleashing the hordes of buffet-grazing, sock-and-Birkenstock-wearing, free-drink-guzzling, loud and obnoxious, souvenir-haggling and morbidly obese American tourists on a small island of Cuba President Obama effectively will have signed a death warrant to the Castro Cuba.
Here it is, our vanguard of freedom fighters ready to unleash hell on the formerly attractive beaches of Cuba. We will start our invasion slowly with a few all-inclusive resorts and finish Castro off during the next year’s spring break.
Freedom is coming, Cuban Amigos! Your wait is almost over! Viva Obama!
P.S. The photo on the right is borrowed from the local commander of the American Tourist Corps Chris Packham.
Not only the tourist… but the Cubans suddenly will have access to plenty of parts for 57 Buicks. Their economy will flourish.
Oh god, the front fanny pack guy makes me need to rinse my eyeballs off.
What total and complete BS!