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Entries Tagged as 'Humour'

Blog BS Reply Generator

August 18th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Some time ago PlazaJen posted a link to a political advertisement discussing the sad state of our education system. Having a child currently in this system makes this subject very important to me, so I replied with my thoughts about the system. Reader “Lance” responded with the following passage:
If you are aware more than Democrats [...]

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You Need To Start Looking For a Job When….

August 18th, 2008 · No Comments

… your company ordered “employee pet tags, collars and leashes”. I apologize for the quality of this image, my cell phone camera has a mind of it’s own.

*this photo was taken this morning at Big Lots in Olathe.

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Musical Interlude - Jewish Edition

August 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Matisyahu

Bei Mir Bist Du Shein

Hava Nagila

This is a Jewish take on old beer commercials:

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Tell Me What’s Your Name…

August 16th, 2008 · 2 Comments

One headline in today’s Star stood out: “Gay Fails To Advance to 100 Olympic Final”. I am certainly not above making fun of person’s name or appearance, but I don’t get the same satisfaction when it requires no effort on my part. Growing up with the last name Gay must not have been easy and, [...]

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There Are Easier Ways To Make A Buck

August 14th, 2008 · No Comments

Faith offered me to pay a whole dollar for landscaping their yard which coincidentally looks like a Russian army just drove through it. While I appreciate every offer, I know of a few better ways to make a dollar or two:
- Chris Farley with Patrick Swayze - try out4 Chippendale @ Yahoo! Video

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And the Dove Came in to Him….

August 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Most religions start with some kind of revelation. Some guy while walking in the woods finds golden plates, next thing you know, two scmucks are knocking on your door asking strange questions. An old man walks to the top of the mountain, comes down with a couple of stone tablets, next thing you know I [...]

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Musical Interlude: Olympic Version

August 7th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Sorry, Freddie!

UPD:Also could be seen at WNBT.

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Your Loss, America!

August 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I thought about auditioning for American Idol, but they actually want you to sing and be under 28!
What if I just:

Full version is here.

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Caption This: Up a Notch

August 5th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Some of you may be sitting by your mailboxes right now, wiping off sweat and waiting for the fabulous magazine subscription you have won participating in one of the “Caption This” contests I run on this blog. During the last contest I received an email from Mark at Rasterjam.com suggesting that I try out their [...]

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Outsourcing Military Projects

August 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

Recently XO reported on an interesting science project financed by the Department of Defense. The project was later outsourced to a secret undisclosed location.

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