…maybe you didn’t.
I don’t need the traffic so there are no words or tags that will pop this up in search engines. I don’t even know if it’s a true case of censorship (or worse - self-censorship) or just some misunderstanding. You can easily look up what’s this all about on your own. Now it’s [...]

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Just like Erin I like looking through my blog stats and although the number of clicks and views is pitiful, the keywords that led another random reader to my site sometimes reveal a little something about said reader. Most people find this page by looking for jalapeno recipes, gold teeth or some other weird combination [...]

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Previous caption contest is now a distant memory and you are sitting at work with nothing else to do. Luckily I am still here to rescue you out of your boredom, bad weather and gloomy news.
Remember all these Soviet Military Parades that made you look around for the nearest bomb shelter and watch your worn-out [...]

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Learn,Learn and Once Again Learn
V.I.Lenin
Seems like not too many of you have English skills as superior as mine, so I decided to share my secret. After all, I enjoy reading properly spelled and grammatically correct posts, so it’s in my own interest to bring everyone else up to my almost unattainable level.
Becoming an English Genius [...]

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Some time ago PlazaJen posted a link to a political advertisement discussing the sad state of our education system. Having a child currently in this system makes this subject very important to me, so I replied with my thoughts about the system. Reader “Lance” responded with the following passage:
If you are aware more than Democrats [...]

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… your company ordered “employee pet tags, collars and leashes”. I apologize for the quality of this image, my cell phone camera has a mind of it’s own.

*this photo was taken this morning at Big Lots in Olathe.

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Matisyahu

Bei Mir Bist Du Shein

Hava Nagila

This is a Jewish take on old beer commercials:

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One headline in today’s Star stood out: “Gay Fails To Advance to 100 Olympic Final”. I am certainly not above making fun of person’s name or appearance, but I don’t get the same satisfaction when it requires no effort on my part. Growing up with the last name Gay must not have been easy and, [...]

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Faith offered me to pay a whole dollar for landscaping their yard which coincidentally looks like a Russian army just drove through it. While I appreciate every offer, I know of a few better ways to make a dollar or two:
- Chris Farley with Patrick Swayze - try out4 Chippendale @ Yahoo! Video

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Most religions start with some kind of revelation. Some guy while walking in the woods finds golden plates, next thing you know, two scmucks are knocking on your door asking strange questions. An old man walks to the top of the mountain, comes down with a couple of stone tablets, next thing you know I [...]

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