Chimpo Sucks | Kansas City with the Russian Accent

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And the Winner Is…

After carefully reviewing all the entries I am awarding the valuable prize to Midtown Miscreant who is one of the gentlemen on the picture below.

The winning entry used every Russian-sounding word in known in America:

Boris Badenoff’s Borscht Breast Ointment.
Amazing Russian borscht breast enhancement ointment. Developed by doctor Boris Badenoff. [...]

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It seems like at least once a week I have a follow-up post or just a hodgepodge of thoughts that don’t fit in anywhere else. This one is both.

63% of voters enjoy the awesome smell of asparagus urine. I don’t know what it means, except that I will not be serving asparagus when any of [...]