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  • Old Jewish Joke on Film: The Tailor

    Not much original material on this here blog lately, but I couldn’t pass up this old Jewish joke short film presented at the San Francisco Jewish Film Festival.

    *Warning: The movie contains one NSFW word, depending on where you W. This blog is not responsible for you not getting the joke, just enjoy the music.

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  • I Ain’t Classy

    To those who already know me it comes as no surprise: I ain’t classy.
    Today’s episode of me being “not classy” is brought to you by Twitter:

    kcklo63:
    @kcmeesha You’re making fun of law enforcement at a memorial ceremony? Really? You stay classy.

    I guess I wasn’t supposed to post a photo of this gentleman getting ready for the police officers memorial ceremony in front of the KCMO police headquarters.

    To quote Larry the Cable Guy: Lord, I apologize, but, on the other hand, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how could I possibly pass this by? I don’t know what law enforcement function this gentleman performs, whether it’s a wide entrance blocking, extreme uniform testing, bear-wrestling or just plain intimidation of the smaller-sized criminals, I am sure he is great at what he does. I just hope he is not tasked with foot-chases, stair-climbing or long jumps.

    To my credit, this photo was taken before the ceremony started. Still doesn’t make me classy although even if I could buy class I am too cheap to spend the money.

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  • I Went All Red…

    …still waiting for the women.

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  • Old Newspapers: Challenger Disaster in Headlines

    This is probably the last newspaper post for a while, I grabbed a few scans knowing that the Challenger anniversary is coming up in a few days. As much as I like doing this and can endlessly go on with the newspaper clips, I imagine it’s not as exciting for the rest of you.

    I vaguely remember seeing the news about the crash on the Soviet TV, but I think my reaction was similar to most people’s who are watching something bad happen at another part of the world, not nearly as horrifying as people experienced here watching it live.

    Two things that struck me – even in the worst days the newspapers never stop printing ads, its strange to see the account of a national tragedy juxtaposed with a shoe clearance ad; also Lee Judge’s cartoons always sucked.

    The Space Shuttle Challenger disaster occurred on January 28, 1986, when Space Shuttle Challenger broke apart 73 seconds into its flight, leading to the deaths of its seven crew members. The spacecraft disintegrated over the Atlantic Ocean, off the coast of central Florida at 11:38 am EST (16:38 UTC). Disintegration of the entire vehicle began after an O-ring seal in its right solid rocket booster (SRB) failed at liftoff. The O-ring failure caused a breach in the SRB joint it sealed, allowing pressurized hot gas from within the solid rocket motor to reach the outside and impinge upon the adjacent SRB attachment hardware and external fuel tank. This led to the separation of the right-hand SRB’s aft attachment and the structural failure of the external tank. Aerodynamic forces promptly broke up the orbiter.
    The crew compartment and many other vehicle fragments were eventually recovered from the ocean floor after a lengthy search and recovery operation. Although the exact timing of the death of the crew is unknown, several crew members are known to have survived the initial breakup of the spacecraft. However, the shuttle had no escape system and the astronauts did not survive the impact of the crew compartment with the ocean surface.

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  • Postcard From Topeka

    My Momma always said: Topeka is like a box of CrackerJack… sorry, wrong post…
    For a long time I had in mind to climb to the top of the Kansas State Capitol and take a good bird’s-eye look at the great state of Kansas where the Capitol just happened to be located.

    One good thing about our state’s capital is meetings. There was some kind of meeting about clean air and stuff.


    To have a good meeting you always need:
    Old ladies with signs and canes.

    Cute chicks.

    Women-voters (with an occasional stray man holding on to the sign).

    A fat kid with the sign about what he wants to be when he grows up.

    A union guy who hasn’t done any work in the past 20 years.

    A bike-riding hippie with dreadlocks.

    And a fat dude wearing an apocalyptic t-shirt.

    I don’t recycle and I don’t want to die so we moved on to the next death threat.


    Inside the capitol we got busy climbing 296 steps to the top.

    The internal dome looks like this from the outside.

    The legend is:if you make a wish inside the dome it will come true. But it doesn’t always work.

    From the top you can check if your car didn’t get towed.


    Meeting participants were still lingering on, checking the air quality after the meeting.

    Inside, a group of people lined up for a photo-op in a mutually uncomfortable formation (because normal people are listening to the speech facing the speaker).

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_r2o8_8Yso

    That’s the inner dome from the inside.

    The truth truck was right – governor must have perished, good thing I didn’t flip them off.

    Visit Topeka!

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