• Berlin Wall: Many Years Later

    In 1989 I was in the military and the events in Berlin went largely unnoticed in our little installation. We watched the news as long as it didn’t distract us from the our main occupation – counting days until the discharge. 20 years later, when the excitement of breaking down a hated symbol of the Cold War died down many people are still not sure if it was a good thing.

    In a poll this year, 50 percent of easterners agreed with the statement that “East Germany had more good sides than bad sides.” Eight percent signed off on the statement: “People there were happier and better off than today in reunified Germany.”
    Just as some easterners long for their lost paradise, many westerners think they would have been better off without reunification.

    In the end, the Wall couldn’t really exist any longer and the resentment most likely resides in the generation who had to bear the brunt of  the reunification and all the hardships associated with it. History is moving along and today is a good day to take a look back at the way it was just a short 20 years ago.

    The image below was painted in 1990, later destroyed and was being repainted last summer.

    The best and the funniest movie about that time is the award-winning Good Bye Lenin! It’s truly worth suffering through the subtitles.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb4efZcFUM

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  • Russian Gourmet: Borscht

    During the course of my (long) life I have tried many variations of the beet and cabbage soup otherwise known as borscht: hot and cold, with meat or vegetarian, chopped and  shredded, home-made and not, but no one ever managed to make it better than my Mom. Now my daughter says that mine is even better than that, I guess this is just how life works. Borscht is delicious and good for you, but most importantly it’s cheap and easy to make. A word of caution: you can’t make a small amount of borscht, there will always be more than you expected.
    First, assemble the ingredients: beets (I had 4 medium), 2 carrots, small or medium head of cabbage, 1 red pepper, some fresh parsley, 2 stalks of celery, 1 medium onion, 1 tablespoon of tomato paste, 3-4 potatoes and a can of V-8 or tomato juice.

    Cut off the beet greens and discard them unless you have a pet goat or a vegetarian friend. Peel the beets.

    Put the beets in a large pot half-full (half-empty?) with slightly salted water.

    Cover, bring to a boil and simmer for about an hour until a knife can easily go through a cooked beet.
    In the meantime, chop an onion and sauté it in a small amount of (olive) oil. While this is being done, shred carrots and chop parsley and celery.

    Add all of this to the skillet with onions and continue to sauté.

    Now you have time to slice the cabbage, red pepper (I used half) and cube potatoes (not too small).

    When the beets are ready, remove them from the pot and set aside to cool down. Add all the vegetables and the contents of the skillet to the pot. Cook until potatoes can be cut with a spoon, about 20 minutes. When the beets are cool enough to handle, shred them and add to the pot. Bring to a boil. At this time add tomato paste and V-8. Bring to a boil and adjust the salt. You are done.
    Since this borscht is virtually fat-free, a dollop of sour cream will add a bit of substance and contrast the sweetness of the beets. You can serve it cold, warm or hot and it will only get better the next day and even better after that, if you still have any left.

    There are thousands of borscht recipes on the internet and every schmuck with a video camera posted one on  Youtube; I have no idea and no desire to try what they taste like, most likely they are disgusting vinegar-tasting pots of overcooked cabbage and beets. The only recipe you’ll ever need is here. Enjoy it or else!
    Here is a video of the yesterday’s borscht-cooking session.

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  • That’s How It’s Protected, The Soviet Sacred Border, And No Evil Bastard Will Ever Get Inside!

    As the news of an American spy being arrested in Russia with an entire Maxwell Smart spy kit in his possession filled the Russian and American airwaves, I realized that sadly the CIA doesn’t read this blog. Just a few weeks ago I provided a set of instructions for the spy to survive in Russia undetected. Things like putting your feet up, sipping and enjoying cocktails, being too smart and hard-working, wigs, money and compasses will definitely get you found out. Or even a lost button from your pant pocket. Here is a song based on a true story, written in 1939 and performed by some kids.

    httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb_i_48TgpU

    *very free translation mine.

    A little brown button was lying on the road,
    And no one had noticed it in tons of brown dust.
    A bunch of bare feet was stomping on that road,
    A bunch of tanned and bare feet by little button passed.

    The boys walked in a crowd all from a distant village,
    Alyosha walked behind all and raised the most dust.
    On purpose or by accident, he couldn’t tell for sure,
    He stepped on little button, and stopped in place aghast.

    “This button don’t look ours!” – cried out all the children.
    “And weird foreign letters are written very large!”
    To border patrol station they raced like wild horses
    To show little button to someone who’s in charge.

    “Please show me exactly,” – told them commander strictly
    And opened map of border he right in front of troop.
    He asked the name of village and brown dusty road
    Where little boy Alyosha felt button with his foot.

    Four days they wasted looking for man on every road,
    Four days they looked for him, forgetting any sleep
    On fifth day the had found the evil-looking stranger
    And gave him very thorough search like very very deep.

    They found button missing on enemy’s back pocket!
    A button wasn’t present on foreign baggy pants.
    And deep inside the pocket – a cartridge from revolver,
    A map of Soviet border and other secret plans.

    Patrolmen praised the children for bravery and courage
    And then the border captain shook all of their hands
    They gave the children rifle checkpoint had in storage
    And little boy Alyoshka was given drum for bands.

    That’s how it’s protected, the Soviet sacred border.
    And no evil bastard will ever get inside!
    Alyoshka kept the button, because he is a hoarder.
    A little brown button with praise and lots of pride!

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  • Johnson County,KS: Then and Now

    I am a big fan of the “Kansas City: Then and Now”  and “Kansas City: Then and Now 2” books. No matter where you live there is a history and as much as everyone makes fun of old people and their “back in my day” stories, they are actually very entertaining. These books tell the stories with photos of the past and present side-by-side and, unfortunately, the present is not always better then the past.

    I wanted to do something like that for a long time on a smaller more amateur level and with the help of the Johnson County History website I will try post some photos once in a while.

    A group of men gathered in front of an automobile at the ground breaking for Andy Klein Pontiac dealership.

    Here is what it looks like now (click for more):

    Then and Now

    Not really much of an improvement, but I am sure Mr. Klein would have been proud. The JoCoHistory website has some additional photos tagged “Andy Klein Pontiac” as well as Mr. Klein’s personal photos.

    A business like an auto dealership touches many lives and I imagine in the old days it was more personal then now. Over the years it has probably seen a lot of happiness and excitement on its sales floor. Wouldn’t you get excited buying this “General Motors Masterpiece” in 1955,or, should I say “back in the day”.

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  • Urban Berry Picking: Mulberries

    Every spring in a secret undisclosed location in downtown Kansas City…

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