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  • Old Photos: The U-2 Incident

    The 1960 U-2 incident occurred during the Cold War on May 1, 1960 (during the presidency of Dwight D. Eisenhower) when an American U-2 spy plane was shot down over the Soviet Union. At first, the United States government denied the plane’s purpose and mission, but was forced to admit its role as a covert surveillance aircraft when the Soviet government produced its remains (largely intact) and surviving pilot, Francis Gary Powers. Coming just over two weeks before the scheduled opening of an East-West summit in Paris, the incident was a great embarrassment to the United States and prompted a marked deterioration in its relations with the Soviet Union.

    Although the American plane was shot down long before my time, I knew about it from my parents. The Soviet leadership made the biggest possible deal out of this incident with a show trial, press conferences and even a meeting of the United Nations Security Council.
    The U-2 flight was just one in a long line of the CIA failures and the aftermath embarrassed President Eisenhower who was reluctant to authorize the mission in the first place.
    If you have some spare time you can read the original Life Magazine articles about the trial here and here.

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    ©Time Carl Mydans
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    Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev at the press conference.

    ©Time Carl Mydans
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  • Old Newspapers: A Geographical Conundrum

    In the late 1987 even the show Jeopardy fell victim to the confusion between the two Kansas City’s:

    ©The Free Lance Star. January 4,1988
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  • Old Photos: Red Day On The Calendar

    When I was growing up®, everyone knew a poem that started with:

    Day of 7th of November
    Is Red Day in your calendár

    or something like that.

    People who read this blog for a while are well-versed in the holidays that were celebrated in the USSR and the 93rd Anniversary of the Great October Socialist Revolution is not an exception. A whole generation has grown up without seeing a real parade on the Red Square in Moscow but the 7th of November is still remembered by many people around the world and celebrated at a least one suburban dwelling in the Kansas City Metro.

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  • Sweet Pumpkin Orgasms

    When my Mom asked me what I am doing on Saturday night and I replied that I was baking pumpkin rolls, she thought it was a sad way to spend a night off. In reality, baking with real pumpkin is lot like having sex: there is a lot of foreplay and then there is an intense but short-lived moment of pleasure, followed by desire to do it again and a feeling of being too worn out to start over. As a matter of fact, I feel completely beat and sleepy after wrestling with this for nearly 3 hours, my kitchen is a mess and if I had a cigarette I would’ve lit it up just about now.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMdMDW_C_nk

    I think the second most vicious food crime against the American people after the invention of the sliced bread was the proliferation of canned pumpkin. Nearly every American family buys one or more pumpkins every year, pokes some holes in them and leaves them out to rot on the front porch, just to turn around and go to the grocery store to procure baby-stool-like substance, both in color and consistency, to use in various disgusting recipes. The sad thing is that this stuff really doesn’t taste like pumpkin but since no one knows what the real pumpkin tastes like, everyone identifies it as a pumpkin taste. Well, it’s not. Pumpkin is normally bright orange and sweet-tasting, not medium brown and spiced. Some information on edible pumpkins can be found here and here.

    Some notes on the pumpkin handling: it’s not easy. You have to have a decent knife and be careful not to hurt yourself. Don’t  pour  blood all over your keyboard typing me an angry letter, because I warned you. After trying to separate the flesh from the skin cantaloupe-style I had much better luck turning it over and just peeling the skin off. I also found out that shredding the pumpkin with a grater is a long and tedious process much better handled by a food processor. Other than that you don’t have any excuse to trade a sweet pumpkin orgasm for a can of brown crap.

    For this recipe you’ll need:

    5 egg yolks;
    1 3/4 sticks of margarine or butter;
    1.5 cups of sugar;
    5 tbsp of non-fragrant oil i.e. – corn oil;
    1 8oz package of sour cream;
    1 tsp vanilla;
    1/2 tsp of baking soda and some vinegar;
    5+ cups of all-purpose flour;
    pinch of salt;
    1 average pie pumpkin shredded and a little bit of sugar to sweeten;

    Melt the margarine and combine with egg yolks, sour cream, vanilla, sugar and oil. Over the flour place 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a larger spoon and pour a small amount of vinegar so it reacts. Make sure that all of the soda is gone in the reaction and combine the flour with liquid mixture. Add salt. Start lightly kneading the dough adding flour as needed until the oily sheen is gone and the dough springs back if you push it with the finger. Cut into six parts. Roll out each part into elliptical shape, add sweetened pumpkin and roll over several times. When adding pumpkin, squeeze it lightly to leave most of the juice out. Bake at 350F for 30-50 minutes until golden brown.

    *Note: this is what I wrote down when my Mom gave me the recipe. Since it didn’t come out the way I expected, I took a roll to her for troubleshooting. Apparently I was kneading too hard and didn’t add enough flour. As you can see, my dough was still shiny but I was afraid I used too much flour and lost patience. My Mom confirmed that the recipe was correct and in my defense it tastes great, just slightly heavier than I expected since it didn’t roll out thin enough. Try at your own risk. I am pretty sure that my Mom doesn’t own measuring spoons or cups, so I was using regular drinking cups and table spoons for this recipe.
    The important thing is that the great pumpkin taste I remembered from my childhood was there and that’s what I wanted to achieve in the first place.

    If you are feeling lonely on a Saturday night, get yourself a pumpkin, it will wear you out but you will feel good about it in the morning.

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  • Old Photos: St. Benedict’s Abbey

    These photos were taken in 1955 at the St. Benedict’s Abbey, Atchison, KS.

    The Rule of Saint Benedict (Regula Benedicti) is a book of precepts written by St. Benedict of Nursia for monks living communally under the authority of an abbot. Since about the 7th century it has also been adopted by communities of women. During the 1500 years of its existence, it has become the leading guide in Western Christianity for monastic living in community for many Catholic Orders, and in Orthodoxy (since The Great Schism), and the Anglican Church (since the time of the Reformation).
    The spirit of St Benedict’s Rule is summed up in the motto of the Benedictine Confederation: pax (“peace”) and the traditional ora et labora (“pray and work”).

    Praying hands of monk churchman resting on table during mass at St. Benedicts Abbey.
    Praying hands of monk churchman resting on table during mass at St. Benedict's Abbey.
    Holy water is sprinkled on praying monks by Father Theodore, the prior of St. Benedicts Abbey, at the days last service.
    Holy water is sprinkled on praying monks by Father Theodore, the prior of St. Benedict's Abbey, at the day's last service.
    Novices being received into the order at St. Benedict's Abbey where they will prepare to take vows for the priesthood.
    Novices being received into the order at St. Benedict's Abbey where they will prepare to take vows for the priesthood.
    Priest elevating host and performing other functions of mass at St. Benedicts Abbey.
    Priest elevating host and performing other functions of mass at St. Benedict's Abbey.

    Monks outside monastery, at St. Benedict's Abbey.
    Monks outside monastery, at St. Benedict's Abbey.

    Monks praying before meal, at St. Benedict's Abbey.
    Monks praying before meal, at St. Benedict's Abbey.
    Monks cleaning windows of the monastery's sacristy, two young clerics exemplify St. Benedict's ruling that all be employed in the work, and that then are the monks in truth if they live by the work of their hands.
    Monks cleaning windows of the monastery's sacristy, two young clerics exemplify St. Benedict's ruling that all be employed in the work, and that then are the monks in truth if they live by the work of their hands.

    Here is the rest of the set and a more contemporary set.

    Note: I will delete all comments I find offensive so don’t waste your time.

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