An imminent event in my life is detailed in the following video:
I hope that when it happens I will not be around and will receive the wonderful news over the phone. However, I have prepared a simple 3-point contingency plan.
I think I have all the bases covered.
Good luck with that!
I would suggest a “safe” room that you can retire to with steel walls and multiple locks on the INSIDE of the door.
That clip is freakin’ hilarious
Well, at least you’re facing reality…
Get the bandsaw out and be ready to saw off the fingers of the boys who will now be hanging around. I went through it this last year and am fully prepared.
Joe, I am not a surgeon. I thought about using baseball bat or something less bloody
Well, I don’t have those female problems anymore because a kind surgeon relieved me of that burden, but I still keep a small variety of feminine hygeine products under the bathroom sink because several times a year female visitors to my home seem to have a need for them, and I’m an accommodating hostess like that.
So if you should discreetly place a box of tampons, pads, and panty liners somewhere in a bathroom cupboard, you’ll always be ready. If you find said supply diminishing, just replace them without saying anything and make sure they are always on hand. If she wants to talk about it she will, but she might desperately NOT want to discuss the situation with you, this way she won’t have to. Never in my life have I discussed that topic with my father, and neither of us regret it, I’m sure.